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i cant make up how important this isok.
so my wireless card is totally fried, and can't be fixed.
you know what that means? it means i have to get a new goddamn computer, and, between software that i'm going to have too re-buy and actually getting a decent laptop, that's going to cost a lot of money that i don't have. my mother has been kind enough to let me use her laptop until i can get a new computer.
so, once i get a proper paypal account, i'll be opening up commissions for damn near anything.
now, the commissions aren't just for art. i do both digital and traditional (sorry, i don't do nsfw or robots, i'm also not that good at shippy stuff! if you tell me what you'd like, i'm sure we can work something out though).
you can commission pretty much anything you damn please, since i can make a wide variety of shit relatively quickly.
i can sew. i can work with latex and make props. i made a giant neuro mask AND matching claws before and i can fucking do it again, although latex takes for-fucking-ever to dr
gUHG HRHGI SHOULDNT BE TAKING THE YANDERE DIRK HEADCANON SERIOUSLY I MEAN IT CAME FROM A BADFIC FOR CHRISSAKES BUT ITS GROWING ON ME LIKE A PARTICULARLY AGGRESSIVE BREED OF LICHEN ON A DAMP ROCK
but you know what
it doesnt have to be from a badfic anymore
i'm gonna make it a GOODFIC...........yeah.............................
even though i havent written fanfiction in??????years????? im gonna try though gosh darn it because i reALLY LIKE THIS IDEA OK
i've been drawing ridiculous amounts of davewhoa
well funny story
:icona-m-a-r-i: changed my laptop background to a pretty dang suggestive dirkjake picture yesterday afternoon
i forgot to change it
it's still there
so i was drawing today and i had to open bamboo dock so i minimized photoshop and i'm on my desktop
and at that eXACT MOMENT
licky sticky comes on shuffle
and i just about died laughing
I Belong To You I hate rain. Not really, I love it. Just not when the most beautiful, perfect, wonderful, perfect, comfortable, waterproof, perfect coat in existence has been savagely butchered by my so-called friend’s Dalmatian. Every slap of rain on my naked arms is a stinging reminder of the irreparable hole in my wardrobe.
Some people might try to fill the void with lesser coats but I can’t bring myself to betray Valentino, even after her death. Instead my slippery arms grapple with each other in wet shock as I stumble to the op shop, clinging to one last thread of hope. I know in my deadened heart that I’ll never have another coat like her. Yet here I am, blundering through the elements in my vain search for the acceptance and warmth I found wrapped in Valentino’s woollen sleeves.
Thud. My body slams into the door, making the ‘open’ sign quiver and the bells tinkle in offense. I fight for entry, the door’s assault doubled by the stale funk of
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